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Well today my 2004 Silverado hit the 100K mile marker, so I decided to celebrate by doing a tune up. I was going to do Trans fluid, oil, and spark plugs, but I didn't have the cash flow for all that; so I went with spark plugs for today. Now, I declare my self a car guy, having built my first truck from the frame up (1982 Chevy Silverado) and being an ace in my high school's auto shop, so I figured it would be a quick job to do. I was fucking wrong. First off, the spark plug wire boots where a bastard taking off, and on top of that, on the drivers side of the engine compartment, the steering column was in the way. Making everything a bitch

Okay, so today I was working at Circuit City, explaining to old people what the internets is and explaining to people that you can't return a TV you bought at the store back in 1999. So anyways, I'm about to go one my break when a lady in a really, really, loose tank top rushes over and asks me for help with MP3's. Me being nice, I accept and go and help her. Well she's standing there with her husband asking me stupid questions like "do ipods play all sorts of music?". The hell kinda question is that? That's like asking "do cars run on gasoline?". She then asks me if she can see what an 80GB iPod looks like and I say "Uhmm.. There's a displ